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Fucker of the Arts

by Pyrophoria

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1.
Fuckery 03:21
Fuck fuck fucker Of the arts I’m rarer than k marts About to outsmart And outwrite motzart Tomato, tomata sonata Esto no es nada I’m a black heart I sit alone in the dark No Otto von bismark Aber Deutschlands Liebe ist stark I think but Renee descarte I don’t know where my car is parked Clueless let’s do this for Lewis and Clark Fuck fuck Fucker of the arts One of many trademarks Trust no bitch fuck a narc Here you’ll find me on the chart That’s how you can tell us apart Return your fucking shopping cart I’m only getting my start I don’t leave my house for all the haters I’m a doctor followed by curators Give them defibrillators The others take turns In new great herds We’re not on the same terms A flame burns You’re all like tape worms The tables will turn They gonna learn It’s none of your concern Screen monkey killing a Christmas fern Go find another germ There is no hook Look Go read a fucking book I know these references got you shook Fuck every class you took I’m just smarter you overlook Fuck can’t be fucked I swear I don’t motherfucking care About your robot mixtape claire Spotify Said I’m disqualified Can’t say I tried I’m crazy eyed I think therefore my brain is fried I gotta fight For my right On a fucking website I got banned from Twitter forever I don’t tread light as a feather They said don’t tread I never say never What’s this thread Fucker out of our shit go to bed My music never said hail satan If anything it says godforsaken Sorry boys I’m taken In a break in Mistaken Ha no one’s gonna pay shit for my dumb ass Antiques road show said pay us, we’ll pass I’m a fucker take a class You don’t like what you hear think fast Because I’m crass you won’t last nearly past the outcast, hey ya got it No don’t ask, knuckles made of brass with a gas mask my music is chemical warfare No Claire That’s not on your list They don’t like a fist Fucking swung and missed Industrial metal rap dismissed Fucker of a genre that don’t exist I’m on a waiting list Take me to my psychiatrist Fuck fuck fucker of the year Come near Hear ye hear ye…hear Trap xylophone the crowd shall cheer They jeer I went from reading a Pap smear For my career To being a mutineer Banned from a fucking medical career I wish a fucker would, my dear I’m just a fuckery engineer Maybe I’ll catch your ear Or maybe I’ll disappear I’m no sonneteer My soul needs an auctioneer Bring it on is my peer to peer I’ll never be crystal clear But I’m not swinging from the chandelier Bitch I’m too old, you hear
2.
I want to be a rockstar I want to change the radar I was born a scar I’ll tell you what you are Tell me I’ll go far I used to sing in the car Now I rap with a guitar Dumped the bitch with the swear jar I know I’m bizarre You could write my memoir I don’t try, or try to raise the bar I just wanted a sitar To produce for Kendrick Lamar Make me something obscene I am unalike and still unseen I want to be coming through the screen To tell kids not to do drugs while they scream Gaga and Manson somewhere in between Would be the version of me but pg-13 I want to move to Europe to be the metal queen All hail all hail all hail kerosene Envy would no longer the noun for my green My grass always blue the other side a dream A wet dream with my therapist and the palm reader Helene A hearse will be my limousine I want to never be played on the radio because I’m unclean Play me in a bdsm club when electricity is the theme They fear me for my talk of a guillotine They say I belong back in the time machine I’m cold; my blood amphetamine I am a Phoenix fuck Joaquin You can’t write your own words What are you trying to say to the herds Well all I really have to say Is I write circles around you all day I want to make it big You know rig I know dig I’ll rap I’ll sing I’ll play a sonneto I have nice falsetto Never forget though This ain’t the marionette show Like hello It’s me I write my own shit This ain’t we Tell me which part of myself to be Powder me up but anymore and I leave Fucker of the arts Has the smarts To know she can play all the parts I got a BS not a BA So I know when your shit ain’t ok Play me on the station, cute You got the punchline but not at the root Oh these people are not astute Music made for the people is dilute Words are just there to help compute Whether or not we give a hoot Though they sing as though mute In doodly doot There is no dispute I eat the forbidden fruit Yeah guys, think I’ll scoot You can’t write your own words What are you trying to say to the herds Well all I really have to say Is I write circles around you all day I want to make it big You know rig I know dig Make me a rockstar; I care I’ll fuckin smash everything I swear But first I’ll say what I dare No one will understand it, they can’t bare I’ll get despair, a scare, and glare from Spotify Claire Adele would cease to shriek on air Billie lellish would shave off her hair Lil wayne wouldn’t get the pun there I dominate, call that a punnet square Behold the girl out of nowhere Don’t bother with Psychological warfare You’re all so stupid yet you’re all a millionaire Count your days though I don’t think it’s quite fair For me to come and you to fold like a fucking lawn chair
3.
I’m running and changing my name to Helene The grass on the other side was blue not green I’ve lived life wanting to go unseen I woke 10 years ago no longer the dancing queen What kind of bullshit would I even dry clean What do these symbols even mean Dirty thirty coming to your home soon I guess I’ll die alone one fine afternoon Fuck this life heretofore I’m moving to Europe once I get off the floor I’ll be the queen of metal the masses adore Once I get back in shape it’s over for you whore When I turn 30 I’ll be happy like before Or maybe that was just me knowing how to ignore Dirty thirty coming to your home soon I guess I’ll die alone one fine afternoon Ok this song won’t end up sad I’m not sad I used to be mad Broke bitch gonna get a job might I add Take that shit down on a notepad My dreams went bad I lost what I had But I’m moving on now and I’m glad Dirty thirty coming to your home soon I guess I’ll die alone one fine afternoon
4.
Depressed depressed she’s depressed I’m not blessed I get no rest Are you not impressed Fucker of the arts triple charts With no head starts only thing my head got is smarts if you only had a brain I’m breaking all these hearts ima go straight into their carts all these wherefore arts ain’t where it’s why and why, no lie, is your end is nigh Your’e musty and your music dry Im knuckle dusty and not afraid to die I’m crazy, you’re lazy lay-dies are pimps too ask Jay Z Go tell your ghostwriter this is how you do this shit I made this song in 3 hours, go on and quit My therapist got me fucked up I get out of bed, isn’t that enough Oh she’s manic oh it’s rough I made two songs today, that’s not a bluff No bitch, no time for other stuff I sit the the dark and hope I cause a spark Hit a mark Fuck I’m ready to drown a shark This is a walk in the park Pick a genre or a landmark UK and NZ say on your mark Radio says hark Behold label-less, unstableness, but ableness To show you how it’s done Shit was made in a basement hun All by me for fun I write poems around your ass like English 101 You have a dry spell I have no dry run Bills lellish is no one The US many a shit for brain so I don’t care if they shun They don’t like how I’m NOT spun Don’t get my lyrics Have you heard of a pun Yeah, zero fans can be outdone But how many of their songs are actually well done son And who wrote those for them, chum Call that the ghost writer no brighter than the foo fighter who grew whiter And didn’t have to fire Kurt cobain he did that and not with a flame and what I’m trying to say all the same is music died and you’re to blame Did you get the pun; I put it plain probably not herr shit for brain Go tell your ghostwriter this is how you do this shit I made this song in 3 hours, go on and quit So I’m depressed well no not quite I didn’t see daylight but I got my pedialyte and my cats are alright 9-5 more like through the night All I know is write The doctors all afright They’re not at my height Radio called me a genius, is my future bright This life’s a China shop to my bullfight Girl outta nowhere I don’t care If they don’t spare A like now, or dare To hear me and even go there Sorry Claire Why don’t you blare Adele and maybe she’ll care To release a single song Before too long Like years, am I wrong Her shits gonna sit atop the chart all year long I’m a bitch not meant to belong But I’m coming on strong And my music is unalike I didn’t learn to ride a bike But I never even rode a trike When I was a tyke I did whatever and without a Klondike I’m different what’s your counterstrike Same shit, different day? You really find that ok? How to save a life like the Fray Your music is 50 shades of grey My dominatrix friends and I say You don’t know what you’re missing mkay
5.
I lived I lived in a god damn cage Explosion girl hit the page The day the sadness met the rage Killing my jailer was coming-of-age Zero sum my life had become Numb I beat it numb Not deaf not blind not dumb I am where did she come from I loved I loved in a god damn shell Shot gun maybe sea but one from hell I put it against my head, it fit well It was just me in the end I could tell A fucker looked at me Took to me Smother Another hook Look I’m a book But you can’t read They shook Deaf blind dumb They mistook I am an explosion You’ve known one But I disown some Parts that don’t take to arts They’ve been excluded From this poem, denuded I tried, I secluded Rather they are mine But people take time To wear off your shine To say you’re fine They say this belongs now to me I say does the jailer go free When I have the key Not under my tongue But in the jugular where I swung Because I climbed every rung And I was still the girl unsung But there’s no end where my hat is hung And you’re fucking means And what I mean is that you’re not keen and what you’ve seen Is a single surface scratch and like a match It only takes one and it’s already begun So if you put me back in a cage You’ll be met with a rage You’ll never disengage And so take a page From explosion girl’s book And if you’re the jailer then look At her eyes When she finds Another deaf dumb and blind Big girls don’t cry I know bad guy When I see him die
6.
Redgrass 03:06
I have country roots that go down deep Somehow they grew past my black sheep Georgia girl no southern belle for your upkeep Play anyone else’s bluegrass and I’ll fall asleep Play anyone else’s country and I’ll call it cheap I shred the blues guitar and all the ladies weep You want blue grass well mine is offhand I came from metal this is a one night stand Fucked around and made my own brand My grass ain’t green it’s red, understand Your percussion is stupid, I program it on a dime You play so fast it’s like you ain’t got the time Go back to the mountains and we’ll all be just fine Or Alabama with your banjo, hipster ass by design 5 simple notes well I have no punch line But that’s not when I end and I don’t start at nine You want blue grass well mine is offhand I came from metal this is a one night stand Fucked around and made my own brand My grass ain’t green it’s red, understand You stole from the blues and made it lame Country, bluegrass, Zeppelin did the same Sure yeehaw but, dear, I’ll put it plain I don’t like this genre; this is a numbers game It’s white trash classical, but all the same I was born to put you fuckers to shame You want blue grass well mine is offhand I came from metal this is a one night stand Fucked around and made my own brand My grass ain’t green it’s red, understand
7.
This is not a song this is a poem If you have vivid show some If you have daydreams know them I am a figment don’t go numb My eyes are not a window You’re under my skin though In love in love must be dream-wise They always say be wise The girl has green eyes There’s a hope to how she shies This is just a plain love song I won’t be here very long When I dream they ask what’s wrong I just think I missed out all along
8.
Vultures 03:02
The weather changes like whether You and I were ever together I brave it I am jagged as ever Two birds one stone of a feather My heart is black as a shadow Vultures are how I know where to go A lie was not so white what are we tonight I fas finite; wrong light, wrong life I forgot what love was like We still talk but I disappeared to try to get away I came back even though I didn’t need to as a stray She said she wrote a letter hoping I’d come back someday If I had to write her a letter it’d be blank or maybe just say You broke my heart and made me think I was to blame
9.
Finally gonna move away from the thief I lost it all, to be brief I don’t have a home or a belief Here all I’ve known is grief Please let me in for the time being I’m running free I’m not fleeing The girl left too, it all comes in threes But I lost count after being brought to my knees She used to say there were no guarantees Try try again well I walked a trapeze Please let me in for the time being I’m running free I’m not fleeing What happens when you say no They say go Get your shit and know You will get A fucking hit to the way you grow We don’t fucking care though Ok now show The class how your ass Is gonna be grass He laughs I am trapped I was kidnapped Before, I was untapped Now, the girl that snapped I didn’t adapt I didn’t say please No thanks I won’t appease You know nothing like Socrates But are there guarantees Are there forests without trees I walk the trapeze With no expertise But I would fucking kill you just to put myself at ease That’s right I don’t fight Fair like you Or take it too But I am inhumane My hatred sits in a fucking gas main Push me and see if I can contain Because now my name Is defamed And my life will never be the same My dream got left behind like sixes mine in 49 because the wasted time read a sign and now I rhyme on a dime and climb each rung to leave behind and keep sound my mind because it is mine and I find no one gives back in kind and it’s no crime to unwind someone’s lifeline Steal from their gold mine steal their shine I redefine I am serpentine Redrawing the starting line not followed by the blind I am not inclined to resign I rebuild, redesign If you fear me, get in line
10.
I’m never the one to break a heart first I used to think that love hurt the worst I’d have a get drunk and fuck outburst In this verse I admit I am unversed But I still think I’m a little bit cursed I always get blindsided by a hearse I’m a mess, nice to meet you too The grass on the other side was blue Is it that color for you Did I miss the bus, did I miss a cue The mirror asked do I know you I go for older women don’t ask me why I know why and I will lie Though I am probably surveilled by the FBI I need someone to care for me and stand by They always want to oversimplify I am hard, they eventually vilify I’m a mess, nice to meet you too The grass on the other side was blue Is it that color for you Did I miss the bus, did I miss a cue The mirror asked do I know you
11.
Wolf part II 03:15
Oh mademoiselle may I come in The rain has come and I am lost again The wood is a winding eye within I’ll introduce myself but how to begin Sheep black as a pot calling a kettle The wolf came and I let him settle He never blew down my house to get inside I said a visitor at last, welcomed him with pride There is a place in me I let him hide Who am I now that I died I don’t wear sheep’s clothing anymore So dear I am the wolf that came to your door But you let me in and I sleep on your floor Sometimes you want what you never ask for
12.
I broke up with my therapist today She put me in a box right away ADHD, Bipolar, and gay Don’t know what the fuck patient’s trying to say No charge for the freak show, my spirit is free I’m not whatever you’re trying to make me be I used to be a doctor but they said I’m on drugs My tests are negative, the medical board shrugs Fuck off I tell all the lady bugs Life’s a bitch and it sure as shit slugs No charge for the freak show, my spirit is free I’m not whatever you’re trying to make me be I’m just 28 Don’t hate This is a long wait Basement bitch fate No trick, cheapskate A cut ties rate Is this a debate Can I stay irate Can your head go on a plate I’m gay trying to get it straight I’m missing a due date Somehow I got here late If there was a floodgate It didn’t work great And I came out of a grate To ask some girl on a date What is sex for anymore whore if not to frustrate Qui sait My soul mate Was solely click bait I fixate On a fixed date Fixed rate Fixed trait It’s great It’s shaped To no shipmate Shit faced To get raped This waste This age No quick save Just bricks laid In this state A bit late
13.
I’m a fucking champ let that sting Oh wayyyy oh like the Offspring I rap but do you guys know I sing I made a new song out of nothing What would you call this mess I’m a deconstruction in progress Midnight train out of Georgia express No more name and address Fucked up by the Voodou sorceress Used to be a dominatrix adulteress It’s a wild ride I guess The curse is broken waiting for the spell It’s been dry going through hell I’m waiting for the context of the word to spell K-I—S-S-I-N-G in a tree and I fell What would you call this mess I’m a deconstruction in progress Midnight train out of Georgia express No more name and address Fucked up by the Voodou sorceress Used to be a dominatrix adulteress It’s a wild ride I guess Broke bitch got a job, tell ice trays bye bye I learned what money can’t fucking buy I’ve wandered around life like a housefly At the end of the month Ima cry

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released November 13, 2021

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