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Bonkers

by Pyrophoria

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Bonkers 01:44
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They don’t like my music well I don’t either I’m a picky eater Make me a believer Double take don’t receive her Not a first pick reliever Not a fucking room reader But like a cheerleader When I say finders They say leave her Dopamine runs cheaper No room for the inn keeper I’m a light sleeper Not a deep dreamer What the fuck is Deezer Kid you not Antiheroine charted number 6 spot In (kirabass) Kiribati Take a class Moving there to one-up your ass Oceania high class Queen of random landmass There’s no green just bluegrass I have a lot of nerve, gas mask Ask Edgar Allen about a cask I’m bonkers, you’re not up for the task Take a picture cause you won’t last I’m the ghost of shitshow past Free thinkers simply think fast Initially ringers are the outcast I don’t need a real producer They can’t make my noose looser Who fucking asked you sir I’m not a beggar or a chooser Why don’t you kill me baby, I’m a loser I rap in german but need a tutor God damn it, motherfuck Alice Cooper Wake up, you need a morale booster Singing yeah here comes the rooster They don’t get the humor I’m reinventing craze, soft spotted boomer Have you heard it, cause it’s not a rumor Have you heard of me, no later than sooner This world is not fine but I got a tuner I’m a ground shaker you be the mover
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Cult Classic 03:33
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Maybe you’ve heard of me before Like maybe as a prisoner of war Music from the freak girl next store Follow me on Spotify I dunno what for I’m a cult classic ho It’s either hell yes or hell no I’m gonna do me though I know him, my fan, user bucket number 10 His Google given name way back when He listened my song Fuckery and then Ave Maria 5 times again For real what brought you here Was it because I won album of the year I’m the fucker of the arts dear You can come with me but you can’t steer My songs are sung like in the shower As in naked if within my power No actually I mean like I was a wallflower Never to be the woman of the hour
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I Can't Rap 02:49
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One year Happy birthday to my Rap career All I hear Is she can’t rap Not a clap or toe tap they fear I reinvent the wheel, I don’t steer I don’t coast, the coast ain’t clear I don’t fly high if not out of gear If you don’t have a heart lend me an ear What the fuck is a beat This is an arrangement, take a seat I’m a composer, here’s your receipt Press enter to reheat They press repeat I’m not pressed to cheat Not impressed enough to compete Cut you short like a tweet I’m just a fucker elite I’m too old for tok tik child leave me alone Get out of my phone House music get out of my home I’m schooling you get in the zone They’re gonna groan She’s gonna moan On top like on an ice cream cone Won’t call back, I’m the backbone Leave it at the tone Leave your keys with the chaperone Save your questions for Google chrome Child with an a fib metronome I ask you Y chromosome Congrats for the testosterone Dave grohl ass kind of drone Get a song of your own Smoked you with no thyroid hormone When it’s all said and thrown I have a stone You’re grown fucking waiting on buspirone Does it sound shiny Cried he Kiss ass of Spotify almighty You sound whiny Teeny tiny Why me I’m autoimmune try me Nuclear blast gonna sign me Two star ass bitch, they don’t think highly Talkin shit like Bill O’Reily T n A like Aphrodite Fuck boy wearing Nike You haven’t heard a song with a psyche I’m a genius, bite me No one had to invite me None of your shit will ever strike me I can’t rap well please despise me You’re stupid, fine by me I can’t rap But when I do it’s with a cat in my lap Age 27 Turned my amp up to 11 Rap took, a matchbook made in heaven Bad look but I had a confession Don’t do drugs kids choose aggression My digression brought into question Self expression Manic depression My obsession Was progression They cried objection Talking to wall call that reflection They saw it all as a regression I met rejection I was small but I made an impression I never learn my fucking lesson So I can’t rap but I have what You can’t pack up I’m a Jack of Bad reactions Close the captions No captain my captains I’m no guitar of Eric clapton’s Kill the rich or make it happen Around the world they just flatten I’m out of sight out of fashion Fuckery is my passion I’m a status quo assassin Find a belt to fasten Something to sit your ass in Now dream a dream of has been
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Art School Is for Heartbreakers 02:42
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Art school is for girls from Dallas suburbs With nice shit in their cupboards Who go to Europe over summers Who end up with real fuckers Girl can I have your name I’ll never know spring the same I was a doctor she was 22 What the fuck was I supposed to do I asked her to wear boots and say howdy do Carried her to bed said I love you Art school is not for know one takers It’s for lost girl heartbreakers I gave back art not for sakers Art school is for blue eyed rainmakers
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Beehive 02:39
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If I were part of the hive I’d be queen bee But no one ever asked for me They said fuck off when I climbed the tree It stung at first but at least I’m free Take a bat to the mother fucking beehive Cliques all around everywhere Will you be my friend, they just glare Jenna is my best friend don’t you dare I have a personality, well they don’t care You’re 30 years the fuck fucking old Yet you can’t text back hey and be so bold Put me on mute like I’m remote controlled Put my ass on eternal jazz music hold Take a bat take a bat I’m tired of shit like that Want to come over and see my cat That’s kind of you she spat Pat pat Ok so this is just chit chat I fall flat No one ever wore out my door mat The aristocrat Later stabbed me in the back You made my words come back To bite me when it was just a wisecrack Bitch that was a suicide attack Here’s a fucking ice pack All these fucking bitches clique-ty clack On their phones behind my back To their bffs about my lone Wolf pack Where’s my plaque That reads #1 listed no call back I need you to backtrack I’m a dirty needle in a haystack And it ain’t hard to find me on the rack My heart is pitch black And you wouldn’t like my soundtrack I’m a pyromaniac But was a whack In today’s zodiac
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Radio Says No 02:14
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Alanis Morrisette From audio cassette One week had an upset For radio plays met By a broke bitch better yet No hands in her pocket, bet You oughta never forget It’s ironic, I flick a cigarette I’m poor but unkind with debt I sense a duet Aye yae yae I’m a threat To your 30 year old ass song with my shit ass drum set Eat it Marie Antoinette Portugal says I’m a black heart with Joan Jett Find me elusively on the internet I’m not done yet Yonce may have lost too Like fuck, who are you You must not know bout who Hello I’m new Rihanna then took my place I guess I’m not such a fucking disgrace The fucking kiwis The sweet peas Threw their cds Out their Mitsubishi’s The brits turned off their TVs You know the bbc’s Got out their tea leaves And said I’m the bees knees Rapping like I drank anti-freeze Bonkers, they said, ill at ease France had some wi wis As did the Japanese Turkey wholeheartedly agrees Brazilians Portuguese I waved from mostly overseas US said go fuck yourself I said with expertise I can’t even afford apple bees But play my music please I’m like a communicable disease From Chuck E. Cheese That’s right chickadees Don’t care who disagrees With my shitty music but please Stop being hard to please I’m not gentle like a breeze I bring nuns to their knees But think of all the Jeremy’s Listening to Manson who’d think jeez She’s weird as shit what songs are these To so angrily displease They’d love it, the world foresees And maybe stop with the bgs And Adele holy hell Aren’t we tired of hearing her yell You tend to dwell Still playing her 10 year old shit as though unwell Machine broke, can’t tell Whatever will sell Fare her fucking well Help is on its way Blessed be the day When all y’all hear what I have to say And fucking hate it and say We should have never let her play This month I made 34 dollars For a dollar a day I’m poppin collars I’m one of the fucking ballers Chatting with debt collecting callers Crying at HVAC installers I just one of the off-the-wallers So play me on the radio for free I love hearing the sound of me Pandora, it was meant to be Your industrial list is sad as can be System of the down one song out of three Please set your radio free Fucker of the arts needs a key Radio won’t give my shit a go They said you made up genres we call no Yeah but that ones nice though I recorded it in a kitchen but its got cello Hell-O I’m a cult classic ho
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I Dreamed This Beat and Didn't Know What to Do with It (Interlude) 00:09
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No Fourth Generation Alcoholic 03:20
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I do not drink anymore I used to walk to the liquor store Once it rained and I washed ashore I’m not sure what tolerance is for Crossfaded on a weekday My date had to drag me away A Georgia tech Waffle House tray I used to wish I had something to say We can walk it it’s not too far I’d say to some random girl at the bar Manic always manic I am a scar It’s easy to forget who you are I’m not a motherfucking addict I’m a dusty attic Black magic Habit forming rabbit, grab it I once had it That bit The trick that’s jack shit No smash hit I get radio static A song erratic Psychosomatic Words traumatic Tragic Hand-me-down on automatic Beat me down not idiomatic I’m not like my mother who’s bat shit Addiction I never had it I was sick that’s it They passed it But I surpassed it They won’t outlast it Her life, she trashed it I never grasped it How bad do you wanna die That you do it when your alive Try harder in the next life Get off your ass and fight I’m no 4th generation I got off at my station Left you in that situation Gonna drink yourself to death And I’m not sorry I left Growing up you were just a guest Go on and stay depressed You got yourself in that mess You wallow nevertheless You can’t even remember your regrets Brain damage, an alcoholic forgets You never knew me and will die alone at best
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Stupid Stick 02:55
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Who beat you with the stupid stick I’m not some stupid chick I’d say think but you’re not quick I’m a doctor; you call in sick It’s not miss, it’s Dr. Hambrick ;) It doesn’t click It was me in the study with the candlestick Deaf dumb and in need of Lasik Goddamnit you prick Don’t you have a boot to lick A football to kick If you prank a stranger Shame her I can’t say I blame her For beating your ass later It’s this kind of behavior That seems to cater To an 11th grader A TikTok creator With a permanent retainer A fuck boy from Baylor Pre-law major Wearing a blazer Listening to John major Here’s a disclaimer I’m smarter but not saner Buzzfeed did not pin me as hermoine granger I’m all up in the chamber You’re a cheap ass entertainer You have the taste of a Spotify curator But the Grammy goes to Tyler the creator Put away your fucking phone, you hater You can embarrass yourself to your family later Musicians on TikTok Need to be kicked off What have you licked off Of a boot in a wristlock On about Chris rock They make a quick stop You duet hip hop Shiny almighty in lip-lock You go in a zip-loc Ha ha ha, quick! talk Make a big! shock Attention spans slip off There’s a soul you strip off A smell you give off Does it sound shiny at kick off Shit talk Switch off Ripped off Oh almighty live stream Machine gun Kelly dream Need a reaction screen To know why they mean Do I laugh or do I scream You have one second to seem Like you go in my bloodstream You’re my morphine Viral post supreme I’m as stupid as I seem So no the internet is not making you stupid You’re simply unmuted Deep-rooted In cheap usage Street sewage Chief eunuch Peak humans Seem useless Can’t be Confucius Be confusion Delete hubris You complete fucking goofus Lame ass from Massachusetts What does you does Podcast At long last Talk fast A thought passed You never got that That’s where you stop at You say stop that Wrong chat Stupid stick Does do the trick Crucifix Evolutionist Says useless since Revolutionist Says says conclusion fits You’re on an exclusion list I’m a jaded humanist One of the lunatics Not sniffing glue sticks Knowing where the tumor is Where the humor ends
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Big City 02:33
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I used to like the big city But without her it’s just shitty A-T-L, I was sitting pretty She didn’t leave with any pity Picked her up downtown She said show me around I said we’re going down We’re going down Ohhhh why it gotta be this way The girl the girl, she left today I hate to go but I can’t stay Got a ride to Cali but fuck LA Europe is where I will be seen Moving there to be the metal Queen Not a pretty girl who ain’t mean I’m just too full of dopamine Picked her up downtown She said show me around I said we’re going down We’re going down Ohhhh why it gotta be this way The girl the girl, she left today I hate to go but I can’t stay Got a ride to Cali but fuck LA
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Crazed 02:56
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I’ve gone shower-free for days My kitchen is ablaze I am asleep inside a maze I’m inside the tv waiting for a gaze I forgot the punchline and the phrase My passion never pays So I never get a raise The mood of the month is crazed You can go but the knife, it stays I left my windows down and it rained My clothes are old and the knees bloodstained I’m a dog outside that’s been unchained I’m a liar and a cheater, I explained I am godforsaken and I’ve gone insane I held a birthday party for the pain The guests here will surely be entertained I laughed filthily at one last drink Then I dumped the whiskey down the sink I broke all the glass while I wore the mink Unhinged and on the brink I turned to the camera to wink I will be better tomorrow I think I will be better tomorrow I think
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Happy Pill 02:21
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My happy pill worked today The rain finally went away The motive was risqué The mood was disobey Come with me and run away Im on fire but I’m ok I’m so tired of yesterday demons want to come out to play What are you hiding under your tongue Blades and pills that are no fun They came and I swung What are you hiding under your tongue Blades and pills that are no fun They came and I swung I won’t go down without a fight They say I have insight The mood was I just might The mood was fight or flight Does the word happy sound right? I’ve got a story to rewrite
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Crazy (Patsy Cline cover) 01:37
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released April 23, 2022

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